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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


FEMALE DEMERIT SYSTEM -


TAGS: rack em up
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

Doog - April 9, 2010, 10:52 pm
Bravo!
Fishy - April 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
most excellent
Me_ - April 2, 2010, 4:53 pm
toast
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
*cadence* This is the sound of a man walking on a chain: oooh aaah oooh ahhh. 5L sir!
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:41 pm
LMAO, 5 Orphan movies!
TheWiceMan - April 2, 2010, 11:46 am
Damn you Tina!!!


DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.




COAT RACK - $1,795.00


TAGS: tread mill coat rack
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm

LOL!


BILLIARDS - Playing With 17 Instead of 15


TAGS: rack em up
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm
Couldn't you at least remove the caption that it has on 9 gazillion other sires?


TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'




FLINSTONE MOBILE -


TAGS: flinstone car tracks
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - July 19, 2011, 3:02 pm
this may be the first time i laughed at being called a prick .. LOL.. and yes, it has happened
Azzameen85 - July 19, 2011, 6:45 am
Just love the simplicity
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:18 am

oh you prick...third time this month i've had to wipe beer off my screen...and nose. epic


GUN RACK - You're doing it wrong... ...but it seems so right




TURTLE LOVE -




YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.3/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a jackass. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red tape, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your assertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, damn fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




METHCAT -


TAGS: cat on crack
Rating: 3.56/5

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THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000


TAGS: democrats election baby obama barack
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.


3 LINES MAX - Barack Hussein Obama wanted just 3 lines (of coke) max during college finals




THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked


TAGS: eggs crack stupid joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont


CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS - Oh the horror... Spackle that crack, wingnut!!!


TAGS: crack
Rating: 2.63/5

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Swede - September 23, 2009, 5:58 am
If im not wrong. Thats The Yellow man, swedish "Artist". Actually famous for looking like that.
faulty switch - September 3, 2009, 4:09 am
use cement.
Doc - April 14, 2009, 5:10 am
Reckon it'll take about a gallon...


WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ? - That is one huge crack !!!


TAGS: one huge crack
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 6:16 pm
Looks pretty high to me.
LikeNoOther - May 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
Is she on high heals ?!


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my ass. From Bullshit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


SPOILT -


TAGS: fat cat tax bracket
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Master - April 24, 2011, 3:59 pm
I can't even find the cans! :-( The pride (of five) are on their way!
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:28 pm
Love it 5L
Sean - April 24, 2011, 12:55 pm
All my cats know how to operate a can opener. I just wish they would let this can opener sleep in a little later once in a while. Sheesh.


PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack


TAGS: daisy dukes shorts cut offs denim butt crack legs
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:46 pm
Oh god... I would have totally been fooled if I'd only seen the bottom half of this pic. Why you showed it to us all at once instead of trolling us I have no idea.
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
hahah...!! I know what ya mean.., it is pretty damn sick.., but it was SCREAMING out to be Motifaked...!!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
Urgh... maybe a bit more


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."




CRACK O DAWN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: crack o dawn breakfast cook
Rating: 3.81/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:38 am
mmmm, yummy a little more syrup please


MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!


MCGHETTO - YO, CAN I HAVE AN ORDER OF McCRACK, AND SUPER SIZE THAT HOMEY


TAGS: mcghetto crack super size
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Budog

agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 12:20 am
Must've been a hearty laugh.
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 12:12 am

i laughed my ass off dude. loved it!!


CHICKEN WINGS -




WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!




WHAT? - You don't have the Rent? That's it! RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!




EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.




IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.


TAGS: obama barack ussa ussr soviet russia election elect
Rating: 2.39/5

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forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? Damn, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am
dude seriously, chill the fuck out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am
The person who made this should be shot for their stupidity.


LOST -


TAGS: track time life lost mcfly
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - March 6, 2012, 4:42 pm
thx mon ami
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




CRACK KILLS - Just say NO


TAGS: sick crack
Rating: 3.55/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
@shamrock, you mean to tell me its NOT A SEPARATE creature
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Hey Anon, not sure if he's trying to make a statement, rather seems like his asshole is trying to eat that woman.
Anonymous2 - July 22, 2009, 4:12 pm
And here we have a stereotypical fat black male not realizing he's telling the world he's gay by using the prison code of wearing your belt too low. This fashion didn't catch on until several rappers served time. It's for the down-low brothers.


WHIPPED -


TAGS: meow crack
Rating: 4.21/5

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Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
*spacepooch
Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whew. At first I thought ol' sapcepooch was takin' a shot at me, but then I realized that nawwwww: those cats are white, and there's only twenty of them. Back to my ironing ....


NUTCRACKER -




VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.




WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?


TAGS: marion barry crack crackhead tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


THE CRACKEN - She Hath Returned


TAGS: cracken beast
Rating: 3.14/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 12:02 pm
AAAHHHH MOMMY, 5 MORE MINUTES IN THE POOL?
phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:29 pm
[email protected] has been seen cannot be unseen...pass the HydroSulfuric Acid please. My eyes need washing...
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 12:20 pm
Just make it look like an accident that and brush up on some CSI episodes and not make the same mistakes as the ones who get caught
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 12:16 pm
Not for a mercy killing. Unless your lawyer sucks...
Grim [email protected] - December 30, 2009, 12:10 pm
I'd say this is jail bait, but not for the reason your thinking... You still go to jail for murder right?
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 11:39 am
Holy shit!! I'm gonna have nightmares.


HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler




BARACK OBAMA - The only president to visit 57 states.


TAGS: barack obama 57 states
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:38 pm
So easy even a caveman can do it.


EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13


TAGS: obama fail dumbass barack
Rating: 2.56/5

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.


CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


Plumber's Crack -


TAGS: power tools plumber crack
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm
A 5er


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st photo but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


National Geographic -


TAGS: penguin tracking
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

spacedog - March 22, 2014, 12:54 pm
Duck tape?! You call yourselves scientists?


frack -




RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!


TAGS: september challenge bears are crack shots
Rating: 3.73/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!


WOMEN ARE AMAZING -


TAGS: smile cracks amazing women
Rating: 3.11/5

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house - September 24, 2011, 8:29 am
this pic is from a domestic violence Ad ?? i've seen it before but can't remember where. Great Poster though LA


SOME PEOPLE... - Are oblivious to their own wrongdoing.


TAGS: barack obama oblivious mistake
Rating: 2.39/5

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VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
...2009 "cap-and-trade" energy bill that's probably going to be passed or the national healthcare bill on the horizon. Or the myriad of other negative things BHO has done.
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:47 pm
...wasn't all that wonderful of a president. He made some good decisions and some bad decisions. But he was no where near as detrimental to the USA as BHO is. And the country IS going down the tubes. Apparently not enough people have heard about the
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:44 pm
Yes, the picture is shit. Hence Obama is in it. The poster however is not, although I'll admit it's not demotivational... except to Liberals. As for the argument between LogicDude and hermes, I mainly agree with LogicDude. However, I believe that Bush
ThisPictureIsShit - May 25, 2009, 7:47 pm
Will someone please get rid of these stupid-ass wrongly-done ones?
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:22 pm
Americans that is willing to stand in the gap for us, be safe and let your fellow troops know we're praying for them! If you need some quick air support, my Bro is flying Apache's out of Al Kut - just call for "Crash Test Dummy" okay? Out!
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:20 pm
dedication to your country and what it stands for, your family, and your brothers and sisters standing with you in the line. A lot of people are failing to feel that pull to serve and that is truly sad. Thanks again for being one of those truly great
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:18 pm
election - I think McCain was despite all the crap about his age, etc. and Palin as a running mate (VPILF!!!). God bless you for your dedication to your country - you don't join the military because it's a million-dollar job, you join because of
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
all the in of W used to make it he changed his position (like the military tribunals and wiretapping). I don't think W was the best, but I DO think he was the best on the ballot for those 2 elections. I don't think BHO was the best on the ballot this past
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:15 pm
Yo Hermes, It's easy to second-guess anyone w/o all the info and anyone who makes it into the White House is going to make decisions that will piss off folks. Decision W made were criticized, but have since been validated by BHO - once he had access to
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:45 am
how he is running the country. This new potus won by a landslide, to me that means the majority of the U.S was not happy with how things were going. god bless and goodluck. Im going back out the wire so see yall later.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:42 am
well dude I wish all your family members serving abroad and in the homefront all the best. for some of us the military is the only way of life we know and our love for god, flag and country keeps us serving reguardless of who is in the white house and
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:37 am
bail out fredymac and fanymae neo cons praised him when bho bailed out ing they acted like it was a travesty. And as far the bonuses go when you take money from the gvt, you have to do what they say. everyone knows that.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:33 am
exeption of lincoln. So why o why do neo cons keep gloryfying him and @ the same time pretending to disagree with everything bho does. he has been potus less thansix months and theyre acting like the country is going down the tubes. when ghw decided to
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:26 am
not because he wanted to lead the country into a new great era but because "dady was potus and i want to be like daddy" But bsh senior was a real man with great integrety. In doing this W has been the most devisive potus ive ever heard of with the
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:20 am
but he is in the top three worst. and he fooled everybody to the point that there is these neo con fags putting up posters of him claming he is the greatest thing since jesus. He was and is a dumb un-articulate, spoiled man-child who wanted to be potus
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:17 am
sorry i meant to say he is afraid of horses and other farm animals. well again i wemt on a rant when all i want to say is he was not the best potus we have had in recent history, he is not the worst, that honor belongs to the peanut farmer.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:29 am
let's make believe it aint there and maybe it will go away aproach wich has worked so well this far. Have you ever wondered why there are no pics of him on a horse? even thought he owns a ranch because he is afrais of horses yet portrais himself a cowboy
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:29 am
let's make believe it aint there and maybe it will go away aproach wich has worked so well this far. Have you ever wondered why there are no pics of him on a horse? even thought he owns a ranch because he is afrais of horses yet portrais himself a cowboy
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:21 am
were unfavorable he went and passed a family values bill to keep the bible thumpers happy and bring his numbers up. he used these folks as political pawns. Refused to do anything about the economy in the early stages of the resecion choosing instead the
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:16 am
Nuclear incorectly, seemed to be un able to get trough a speech without geting tounge twisted or butchering even the most common of quotes (fool me once shame on me, fool me twice........duh.... you aint foolin me again). Any time the polls
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:10 am
but his wife is pro-choice, and his 2 girls are very obviously not religious at all. wich goes against the chritian value of "keeping your household". The man has a bachelors in history from yale and an MBA from harvard and he still pronounced the word
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:05 am
gwb. Lets face it the guy forest gumped his way into office the first time. On his second run for reelection his oppenent ran such a bad campaing that many in my circle of friends thought he threw the election on purpose. He is an alleged christian,
hermes - May 23, 2009, 5:58 am
My statement about our former potus still stands as well. I took your comment the wrong way and went in a weird direction triying to make my point. Like I said before its disturbing the way some people in this forum and others seem to almost worship
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:54 pm
there is very little pity to be had. RESPECT is what I have for you, and that is WAY more valuable than pity. So, from here all I can say is be safe, watch out for your troops (even the officers), and know you have my undying gratitude for your service!
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:53 pm
no one forced me to stay in the military. My question is this: why do people join the military and then act so f*cking surprised when they find out they have to fight in a war? If you have enlisted since 9/11, or - in your case - reenlisted since then,
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
sacrifices our valiant men and women make in the service of others. I was seriously injured in a parachute accident (82nd Abn HOOAH!) and suffer from the aftereffects DAILY. My point is I volunteered - more than once when I reenlisted during my career -
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:49 pm
Niece is a SGT in the USMC that has served in Iraq as well. My wife is also a retired Army NCO. My Dad served 28 years in the service and my Father-in-law 26 years. Neither of them were drafted. Divorce, trauma, and death are harsh reminders of the
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:47 pm
in the service on 9/11, everyone else is a volunteer. BTW, my "little" brother is a CW4 Apache pilot with the 1st Cav that just arrived in Iraq for his 2nd tour there. My Niece is a SGT in the 101st that just arrived home from Afghanistan and another
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:45 pm
Hermes, first: Thank you for your service; second: I am a retired Senior NCO - 20 years, 2 months and 2 days - but who was counting? My statement still stands though on the current conflict - there isn't a draft, so with the exception of those who were
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:20 am
in closing sorry for all the mispelles and gramar error and sory I called you a dick, Im just sensitive about my math skills. god bless
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:19 am
clap everytime he belts out a canned line does not mean we like or even agree with him. Most of the troops you see doing that are made to go there by their superiors. We are not necesarily showing respect for the individual but for the position.
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:17 am
but iwill also give credit where it is due. I will not make believe gwbsh is this infallible hero neo cons make out to be. And there is way more serving who feel how i do than might think. just cause we show up when the potus comes around and smile and
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:11 am
Obey the orders of the POTUS & congress wether I liked them or not. IM a M.Fing profesional soldier. I never said or wrote anything bad about GWBsh while he was in office but now he is fair game for critcism in 4 or 8 years i will bash the shit ou
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:06 am
standard, Im just a dumb grunt. But I was making a point is the effects that this b.s war is going to have on our generation. In addition I have been in scince 1997. I disagreed with invading I raq from day 1 but i stood in front of the flag and swore to
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:03 am
many have and will beaffected later on due to their experiences here. From suicide to divorces. There have been 3 people here whose mariages fell apart so far, and thats just the ones I know of. So i am sorry if my math or literary skills are not to your
hermes - May 22, 2009, 5:59 am
Im in Iraq Right at this moment serving in an infantry unit. I take time to comment here between missions. Have you served at all "logicdick"? I may have mis used the term but in addition to the men and women who served & die in the field think a
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 10:28 am
And unlike the past major conflicts we were in, this past one had no draft. Other than those in the initial operations (2001-2003) who may not have had time to get out, everyone else who has gone has done so VOLUNTARILY.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 10:26 am
A "generation" of young people? You really, really do suck at mathematical concepts, don't you? Even counting those injured in OEF/OIF, there have been less than 100,000 casualties. There were more than that on D-Day in 1944. Generation? Not even close.
hermes - May 21, 2009, 7:26 am
i think he means bush as in pussy. Like the pussy who sent a generation of young people to die based on intel he knew was faulty/ unreliable. get it? P.S dont you have a job?
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:03 pm
MrRandom - Would that be a Mulberry bush you're referring to? Please make the punctuation corrections to your comment and then return it here for half credit you half wit.
MrRandom - May 20, 2009, 4:15 am
Unlike bush who was just oblivious


SMILE -




I BELIEVE - I can see the future 'Cause I repeat the same routine


TAGS: life repeat endless circle track
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sho - August 16, 2012, 8:53 am
Nascar style
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:45 pm
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same" song by NINE INCH NAILS
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 7:17 pm
Gotta start somewhere right? First ever and I guess I did good. :)
Greeny - February 16, 2012, 5:56 am
nice!
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 3:09 am
Thank! :)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 3:03 am
great first attempt!


REAL MEN OF GENIUS - Salutes you, overweight plumbers. Taking a loss and making a win.




RACKS - They really are a bunch of servers stacked one on top of the other




SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - But then again... With a rack like THAT you can say stupid crap and get away with it!




RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.


TAGS: barack barak obama republican democrat politic religion aethiest christian muslim jew hindu
Rating: 3.43/5

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boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:19 pm
thats donkeys second front leg looks like its 5th
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:28 pm
jmac put it perfectly... let's just have fun here!
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 11:50 am
That is not a leg, my friend...
GodsWorshipMe - October 2, 2009, 11:31 am
that's great, but look at the 5th leg on that donkey!
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Why, Agd!
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
I'd like to site the Numbers 12:3 exemption and point out I did NOT coin the phrase...
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
Who else?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
The Corollary to the Principle did. There's at least three of us on board.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm
It went from a principle to a movement? While I was sleeping? I am better than I thought...
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
And that's just what it will be, the Jmac Principle Corollary Movement.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
You know, if just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And if two people do it, they may think they're both faggots. And three people do it, three, can you imagine? They may think it's a movement. - Arlo Guthrie


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track tapes don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


TRACK DAY - ...because golf is for sissies


TAGS: track day camaro
Rating: 2.73/5

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SilvianDement91 - May 24, 2010, 8:09 am
...you don't know how to work a manual gearbox or what? lack of confidence? :-s ....nice colour and stripes though...


CRACK, METH, & ECSTASY - He should have just stuck to Pot.


TAGS: crack meth ecstasy
Rating: 2.31/5

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JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
Erik Estrada has really let himself go.


SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE - buttsecks!


TAGS: rook rack
Rating: 2.26/5

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Token - June 7, 2009, 4:41 am
did...did that guys eye just do an anime ping!?!?!
Culos - February 8, 2009, 3:44 pm
Prolly a closet case..... Looks pretty ghey to me!
a NU recruit - February 8, 2009, 3:42 pm
just so the world nos, this is not gay.
an NU cadet - October 14, 2008, 4:55 pm
Rookdom does some horrible things to people. This is only one of them.
Johnny - October 13, 2008, 6:23 pm
The guy on the left looks like a borg with that red eye going.


NECROPHILIA -


TAGS: crack open a cold one pzy
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:14 am
Deliciously sick Pzy.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:55 pm
HA! I thought it sounded lonely. Love the poster pzy. 5L
rerun - September 2, 2010, 9:52 pm

crap.....that sounds really erotic & sensual.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Depending on how long they've been dead, the lack of movement can be countered by the presence of maggots... if they're in the right places.
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 8:58 pm
i disgust myself sometimes
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 8:56 pm

see you in hell you sick bastard...lol.


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: pzy frustration job miniskirt rack
Rating: 4.92/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 30, 2012, 10:23 pm
Well, glad to hear the tradition of annoyance with one's duties is alive and well.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 8:39 pm
It’s Email, and yes, I thoroughly enjoy penning the reason they weren’t selected, like; ‘Thank you for taking the opportunity to waste my time and your gas. Oh, and no, electronic engineers do not “get to wear those stripped caps” and run Lionel trains.
Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:19 pm
Wow. Lucky you. I didn't know anybody bothered to send out rejection letters anymore. They figure you're not worth the time, paper, or postage anymore.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:06 pm
Amazing. I only sent that to seven people, and one ends up here……


CHOOSE -


TAGS: busy living dying forever tracks
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like grape (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm

ehem....very very nicely done.


TECHNICALLY - Humpty died a crack head


TAGS: humpty dumpty cigar died a crack head
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am

lolz


HOME ALONE - Macaulay Culkin and His Crack Pipe




BUMMER! - There's another crack in my windshield!


TAGS: mortorcycle crack
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:29 am
Modesty, madam! Modesty!
Grammar Nazi - April 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
This was definitely lol-worthy


BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America


TAGS: barack obama star trek spock vulcan doris mwlf wit
Rating: 2.58/5

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Zed - October 11, 2009, 5:58 pm
For a couple of seasons they did have a black doctor who specialized in Vulcan medicine, Dr. M'benga. Would've been better to shoop a pic from his episodes, like "Spock's Brain" or something.
bill - October 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
people need to work on they're photoshop skillz
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:10 am
Comrade BHO would have on a red shirt.
Claire. - June 29, 2009, 12:21 am
I agree with Cubbybear.
Scorpio7 - January 14, 2009, 6:57 am
I concur
Cubbybear - January 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
That name sounds more Klingon to me


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.


TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug shot thugs criminal
Rating: 2.57/5

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots


LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!


TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty porn


ZOMBIE BARACK - likes turtles


TAGS: zombie barack like turtles and your mommy
Rating: 2.06/5

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Reverend - April 20, 2009, 12:22 am
WIN. hahaha.


Not Bragging -


TAGS: real men leave tracks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 2:21 am
N-I-I-ice!!!!!!! Miss Priss, I bow be for your mastery of the slam! I sit humbly at your feet and learn! ROTFL!
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:56 am
Thedge...Thedge...Thedge. A little 5L advice. Your walking cane goes out on the left or right side dear!
Thedge - December 29, 2014, 5:08 am
Exactly... cold removes the mystique.
steve1961 - December 28, 2014, 8:04 am
Reminds me of the time when I skinny-dipped in Loch Ness years ago...
mizzdizz - December 28, 2014, 4:05 am
Dream on, boys! oh. Wait a minute.... so am I! 5 smirking lions!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:23 pm
Thanks... was pretty cold out.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:35 pm
Yup. Sorry about yer diameter
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 2:30 am
tnx
concern3 - December 27, 2014, 2:26 am
Excellent 5er


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: sunrise sunset tracks midlife
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm

amsome


ART 101 - Culos never bothered completing the tree assignment


TAGS: one track mind
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - August 12, 2010, 5:32 am
Nice! I feel all warm and mushy and loved today...


SMALL WORLD -




PLUMBERS CRACK -


TAGS: crack
Rating: 4.32/5

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MamaStabby - September 8, 2017, 3:46 pm
Thats not plumbers crack... thats store crack! :D


ONE OF THESE THINGS - Just doesn't belong here.


TAGS: dog crack
Rating: 4.2/5

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concern3 - May 26, 2012, 5:00 am
clever and very funny worth 5 turkeys
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:10 pm
Oh God, I love this
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:34 pm
Grabbin' pills!!!!
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:25 am
i choose the chocolate. he is neither fish nor fowl. the meth one is overrepresented at motifake i think! ;) 5 pills
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:14 pm
#3?! Wow! I feel very accomplished.


PLUMBERS CRACK -


TAGS: plumbers on crack
Rating: 4.18/5

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Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 2:01 pm
What a cluster f*cK!


4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.




DRUG DOGS - They Can Sniff Out Crack


TAGS: drug dogs can sniff out crack
Rating: 4/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
shes lovin it, look at her face


FEAR -


TAGS: fear day did i fire 5 shots or 6 you know in all this confusion i lost track feelin lucky punk
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Fear is behind the trigger.


TRAIN TRACKS - "Ladies and Gentleman we're coming to our stop up ahead... hey...w-wait, Oh Shit!"


TAGS: train tracks fail oh shit
Rating: 3.21/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:31 pm
Meh, you could have spun this a bit differently. Nice effort tho. 3L


FORGETFULNESS - How soon we forget! Are you sure you want someone who doesn't LOVE AMERICA?


TAGS: barack hussein obama ii
Rating: 2.71/5

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 11:44 am
Oh yeah how about Anti Ameicaness.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
You put your hand over your heart dipshit.
Sean - January 18, 2009, 8:36 pm
One of the 10 best SNL skits of all time. Probably on youtube. Actually I just checked and it is. Bye.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
Buy some of my "Schwetty Balls" in their new gift sack. You get 2 in every sack - Delicious!
Chef Obama - January 18, 2009, 10:10 am
Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown!!, If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth!!!
Sean - January 18, 2009, 1:44 am
OBAMA Dude's gonna nut-cup America. But he promises to warm his hands first. Now THAT'S change you can believe in!
WTFO - January 18, 2009, 1:39 am
Is he cupping his nuts? That might be an indication of what he's going to do to the USA.
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 10:07 am
Yes, because how you stand somehow dictates what kind of leader you'll be. Let us remember no matter who becomes President, I'm really the one calling all the shots. I mean, I can destroy reality as you know it...I'll do it, too. I totally will.
Burnt Out - October 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Douchebag - You call it whatever you want. This man, it looks like, will be the next President of this nation. It may be acceptable, but as a leader I would expect more of him. It is these little things that make this Nation great! Travel to more then the
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 4:38 pm
Excluding the fact that it's quite acceptable to stand like Obama is? I do it. Lot of people do it. Burnt Out, you fail at trolling. See RONSART on your way out, he'll give you your Card.
no one - October 26, 2008, 4:19 pm
someone should shoot that man


CITY LIFE - I aint gonna lie to ya.... I smoke crack.


TAGS: crack
Rating: 2.55/5

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WHEAT THINS AND EASY CHEESE -


TAGS: snacks easy cracker wheat thins
Rating: 2.52/5

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LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:27 pm
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz!
Anonymous - April 21, 2009, 11:00 pm
Sure i can. Ritz is better by far.


Republicans -


TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

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Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.


crack -


TAGS: bob crack
Rating: 2.16/5


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!




MARLOROS : HELL NO DUDE, I PREFER NEWPORT -




FRIENDSHIP -




PANCAKES - It's street for crack.


TAGS: family guy crack pancakes stewie
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2013, 10:15 am
A blast from the past? Welcome to the mellow-moti generation, frenchie. Man, the early mods put you through some shyt. I can’t vote on this one, because I don’t understand it, but do like some of your earlier stuff.


MY LIFE IS BUT AN EGGSHELL - Around a Little Egg Containing all the Dark Thoughts I Keep Inside my Head..




SMOKED TURKEY LEGS -




FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST LONGER THAT YOU WISH -


TAGS: race tracks life game animals
Rating: 4.6/5

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maoworks2 - February 25, 2012, 4:42 pm
Try To !


MY BALLS - She could play with them all day long !!


TAGS: my balls play billiards rack day long
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:41 am
Quite the bridge.


PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY


TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.


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